Halo's inbred step-cousin
The gaming equivalent of plain toast
A haunting experience for all the wrong reasons
The Game That Broke My Soul
A steaming pile of bollocks
Gaming's most basic bitch
Rolling around at the speed of mediocrity
Utterly uninventive
All killer, no filter
More like, BOREspoken, Amiright fellas?
Stinky, baby vomit