A haunting experience for all the wrong reasons
The Game That Broke My Soul
A steaming pile of bollocks
Gaming's most basic bitch
Rolling around at the speed of mediocrity
Utterly uninventive
All killer, no filter
More like, BOREspoken, Amiright fellas?
Stinky, baby vomit
A zombie game that was dead-on-arrival
"Better dead than red, asshole!"